I put my beloved BMW F800GS up on the market final week. I purchased it practically a yr and a half in the past for the identical purpose anybody buys an journey bike: That dream of at some point getting on the market, away from every thing, simply you and your metal horse towards the luxurious, inexperienced world.
After shopping for the GS — my second journey bike from BMW — I joined ADV boards, pored over path maps for multi-day filth rides, even began understanding the specifics of bike tenting. I’ve labored my method into the place of Jalopnik’s resident ADV girlie. However I by no means did these multi-day rides, I by no means acquired round to motocamping. Even when I had, I purchased the mistaken bike for them.
I do know, I do know, ADVs are imagined to be excellent. They’re so scorching proper now, with everybody from Yamaha and Royal Enfield to Triumph and Ducati trying to get a bit of the pie first baked by BMW in Eighties. They’ll do something, go wherever, from the race monitor to the Erzbergrodeo. In the event you want one bike for all events, an ADV is the one option to go.
I name bullshit.
An ADV will do practically any process, on this level I gained’t argue. You possibly can monitor them, tour on them, take them to the very best peaks and lowest valleys. The issue is that, having achieved a little bit of every thing on this GS, I’ve realized there’s no state of affairs by which it’s the bike I truly need to be on for no matter I’m doing.
Most of my using occurs inside Brooklyn, the place I’m touring stoplight to stoplight at what my GS says is a median of 10 entire miles per hour. At these speeds, a 500-pound bike that sits its weight over ten and a half inches off the bottom is a tippy, clumsy proposition — I’d reasonably be on an upright bare bike. Or a supermoto, if I need to go on to curb-hopping asshole jail.
On monitor, the GS continues to be massive and heavy, however monitor using provides extra grievances to the listing. The pretend tank’s cutouts aren’t nice for hooking a knee into whereas leaning, the engine doesn’t make aggressive energy, the tires are solely rated to 99 miles an hour if you’re making an attempt to do 105 down the entrance straight within the rain — I’d reasonably be on a sportbike, positive, however even one thing with wider bars on a sportbike body could be a step in the proper route.
But, if you’re offroad, journey bikes are nonetheless massive and heavy. Grime bikes typically have a single cylinder, and this twin-cylinder tourer with all its gas capability weighs practically double what even an enormous filth bike does. That’s extra weight to hustle via tight trails, extra weight to select up if you inevitably drop the bike — I’d reasonably be on a real twin sport, with a single cylinder and a license plate.
The closest the GS will get to feeling prefer it’s in its component is the freeway, the place the oft-omitted again half of the journey touring identify makes itself identified. I can load the bike up with baggage, hit the freeway, and let that 360-degree parallel twin lope alongside for hours. The windscreen leaves a little bit of consolation to be desired, positive, particularly in my highly-vented journey helmet, however to enhance on that you just’d want one thing like a Gold Wing or a dresser. Which you will get, and for lower than this BMW value me.
Mash the classes collectively, and also you get different cross-market bikes that exist already. A metropolis/monitor rider could be higher served by a unadorned, with a sportbike body and extra upright bars. A monitor/touring rider wants a sport tourer, as does a metropolis rider — although extra for the agility between stoplights there than the uncooked energy. A metropolis/offroad rider wants a twin sport, perhaps one of many roughly 6,000 KLR650s on the streets of New York at any given time, whereas a monitor/offroad rider wants one thing like a 701 or 690 Enduro with a spare set of supermoto wheels to strap to the again.
The one place an ADV is smart — a really purpose-built ADV, one thing larger than a Versys 650 — is for a rider who primarily excursions however nonetheless needs some offroad functionality. That’s excellent for Ewan and Charley, positive, however how many individuals can actually say that’s their real use case? How many individuals commute 100 miles every method daily, hit the filth on the weekends, and don’t have the storage area for a second bike?
However, in fact, we don’t purchase bikes based mostly on what we want. To scale back a motorbike to a use case is to disregard your complete emotional aspect of bike shopping for, and that’s the place journey bikes really shine. You don’t purchase a GS since you spend your weekdays chewing via Iron Butts and your weekends on the Trans-America Path — you purchase a GS since you might.
An journey bike, within the thoughts of its rider, is a ticket to wherever at any time for any purpose. The theoretical means to do something and every thing — even when you realize it gained’t do it completely — makes all of the compromises value it to some folks. Simply, to not me.
But, I’m glad I purchased this GS. A pair paragraphs in the past I specified that my working definition of an ADV right here is one thing larger than a Versys 650, and that’s as a result of I stand by what I mentioned about journey bikes final yr. An ADV’s means to perform a little little bit of every thing helps you to see dip your toes into loads of ponds, it helps you determine what you do and don’t like on two wheels. My F800GS, with all its specialization, nonetheless managed to show me one thing I don’t like: This pair of wheels.
Sometime, in my future, there’s a retro-styled bare bike ready for me. An XSR, a Z900RS, one thing smaller and lighter and nimbler than a lumbering ADV. I’ll keep in mind my GS fondly, however the aim now’s to keep in mind it — to not proceed experiencing it. So, after a thousand phrases of me saying why you shouldn’t, anybody wanna purchase an journey bike?
